if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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