i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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