if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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