This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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