I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize