Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I need to calm my uterus...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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