oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
