Where did you get a picture of my penis
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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