no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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