After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
There are leaves in my underwear?
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