Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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