Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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