I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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