I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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