Kiss
Puke
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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