Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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