plz talk dirty to me
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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