thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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