so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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