Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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