Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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