summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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