So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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