im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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