You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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