You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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