She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
