i just google imaged poop.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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