Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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