Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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