Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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