just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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