yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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