So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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