quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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