I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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