Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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