: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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