I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you made out with another girl for some wings
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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