No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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