This girl is more easily done than said...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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