So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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