The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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