Soap is not a condiment
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize