:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
