Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
