He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
as a side note pls kill me
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
