how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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