grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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