just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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