How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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