I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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